Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cheese Perfume

British television series Doc Martin 2004

Doc Martin/Doctor Martin Ellingham: What's that perfume?

Doctor Edith Montgomery: I can't remember the name of it, it was a gift from an infertile, and rather unattractive, couple.

Doc: It smells of cheese.

Edith: No more IVF for those two. 

IVF: in vitro fertilization

Cheese Perfume, easy to achieve: eat Cheetos and then smell your cologne/perfume.

Horse-shoe vetch
hippocrepis comosa 
has an odour like cheese click here

photo: Doc Martin
illustration: Horseshoe Vetch William Curtis 1798 The Botanical Magazine